oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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