I need help removing her.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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