So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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