Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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