I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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