No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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