IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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