i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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