Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Quick, to the slutcave!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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