That's intense
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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