I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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