We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
two words...techno handjob
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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