in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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