why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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