so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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