i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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