It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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i've created a new STD.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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