My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
