Jerry, you need to find god
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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