talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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