i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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