question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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