ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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