Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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I'm at about main and main street
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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