Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
All the doctor said was why
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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