brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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