we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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