Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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