Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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