i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You coming home soon, man?
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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