This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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