Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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