weddingsv make me drug and hornr
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
