no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
I'm really busy with my period
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