whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
only you would photoshop your dick
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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