guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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