Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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