Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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