I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
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I've blown a few things in my day
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
it glows. i had to have it.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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