Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I pour the whiskey from now on
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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