We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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