Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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