She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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