butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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