she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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