I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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