how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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