Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
