She's JV to your varsity
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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