In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.