So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.