I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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